Hard Cheese Wheel (Parmigiano / Gouda) Rind-Blow & Gas Slit Tapper

Deterministic Viscoelastic Cylinder Damped Centroid + Cavity Drum-Resonance Classifier engine (.wav, mic) built for Parmigiano Reggiano, Grana Padano, Beemster, Gruyère — zero-upload ephemeral Wasm RAM execution.

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